Pinky-pinky, burny-burny

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think it was summer a few weeks ago. Anxious to get some rare sunshine, I headed for the beach and exposed my brilliant white legs (that’s brilliant white as in the Dulux colour chart, not a complimentary description) to the elements for a few hours.

At home later that evening, my sunburnt feet, ankles and shins were pinky-pinky, burny-burny. Lesson for the day? Even in the heat of the moment, always remember to practise safe socks.